March 2012
i like you more than kanye likes kanye
ohnoitsemilyy:
List of people who I think should not be apart of this world
Child Molesters
People that have sex with animals
People that abuse animals
People that kill animals for fun
People who don’t like Pit Bulls. Come on, they’re perfect
No entiendo por qué los blogs españoles me están siguiendo i dont hablar español así que por qué
Boy:
Girl:
Boy and girl do not have a conversation.
Love does not exist.
You will die someday.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application
1) Do you want to date me? [x] yes [ ] no
2) Really?!
Anonymous asked: do you like boys with muscles?
pregnat:
s is for sad a is for always d is for die
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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i update my tumblr 500 times more than facebook because i can say whatever i want here and not get shit from family just anons
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Adding my cousin that I heaven't seen in years on...
Cousin: HEY COUSIN!!!
me: *logs off*
Anonymous asked: hi! how are you?
venusaurphobia:
Apparently doing something just to get a rise out of someone has nothing to do with giving them a boner.
mixing for the first time in a long time c:
edm is the best
my dad’s name was mario and he had a mustache and for the longest time i was convinced the mario games where based on him
godh8sfags:
Every lesbians girl crush is Mila Kunis.
me: i'm at a cowboy bar
friend: what's it called
me: little bit of texas
friend: that's where we're going! is it poppin'?
me: it's the cowboy equivalent of poppin'.
nucleur:
just slid like 10 ft down a concrete hill on one foot that was the scariest/coolest 4 seconds of my life
LoOk
going home this weekend and i cant wait to see my kitty
∩( ・ω・)∩
myurlsmellsofrichmahogany asked: (・｀ω´・)
Anonymous asked: what is your opinion on straight marriage?